Like I said before, I am straight, and have never been with another male sexually besides one time where I jacked my friend off in 8th grade. So one day when I was super horny, jacking off, I switched from a gay porn website of 2 blacks guys fucking the shit out of a white guy, over to craigslist, where I went to look for something that I could fuck. Whether it be my electric toothbrush, a cucumber, a toothbrush holder, etc, I love the feeling of something deep in my ass. Whenever I fantasize about being with another man, I usually fuck myself with some sort of "dick-like" object. I masturbate often thinking about both men and women. I am a 21 year old straight male, and love sexual activities. I am open to new experiences, and as they happen, I will write about them. At least Adam4Adam is disgusting and free.This story is 100% true and did happen. Why It Sucks: It's ugly, there aren't enough guys, it's confusing, and you have to pay for it. Why It Will Catch On: Hmm.all the other hook up sites have died? Who You'll Find Online: Guys in LA who have worked through everyone on Manhunt. Then again, so are some American car companies, and we're skeptical about that too. Oh, and the orange and brown color-scheme looks like a 1970s kitchen gone awry.Ĭeleb You Might Accidentally Cruise: Bobby TrendyĪtomic Men: This West Coast-based site is pushing a big relaunch. Why It Sucks: You get what you pay for, and in this case, you'll be paying a copay for that rash you have in the morning. Why It Will Catch On: The economy has melted and no one has a job. Who You'll Find Online: Those too cheap or poor to pay for a cruising website.
If it can't get the boys laid, they'll go back to Manhunt and Grindr will be as effective as a vibrator with dead batteries.Ĭeleb You Might Accidentally Cruise: Neil Patrick HarrisĪdam4Adam: This is a burgeoning free service that survives on advertising (mostly of the porn variety) rather than subscriptions. Also, have you seen Guys with iPhones ? If these are the 'mos using it, sign us up! Also, it's easier to travel down the block to meet a guy than across town. Why It Will Catch On: The gays are early adopters and love playing with gadgets. Who You'll Find Online: Urban gays with iPhones. Grindr: This iPhone app locates other users close to you so that you two can meet on a street corner before getting it on.
And, it's full of trolls.Ĭeleb You Might Accidentally Cruise: Larry Craig Why It Sucks: Now, to respond to every ad, you have to answer one of those annoying questions that prevent spammers. Why It Will Catch On: It offers every insane fetish you could possibly imagine and a ton of anonymity.
Who You'll Find Online: Trolls, meth addicts, and "Str8 guys." We expect more.Ĭeleb You Might Accidentally Cruise: Lance BassĬraigslist: The " Penny Saver of dick" (as Margaret Cho calls it) has always been free and easy, if not full of trolls. And this is it's first major overhaul since 2002 and basically all they did was change the color scheme, reorganized the homepage, and add "cock size" as a category. Why It Sucks: The searches are harder than ever. Why It Will Catch On: The new design makes reading mail and seeing your friends easier. Who You'll Find Online: Just about every gay with an internet connection
We got an advanced look at it (thanks to a lonely night in a European capital-don't ask), and it's not amazing. But remember how well the "new Facebook" went? Imagine similar (but even cattier) sentiments when they change their format later this month. Manhunt: The most popular virtual bathhouse, this is still the place to go for one-stop shopping for sloppy seconds. Where should gays go to find sex so their not roaming the streets like a pack of cock-hungry zombies? Or should we just find the right girl, settle down, have some kids, move to Cobble Hill, and commit suicide 20 years later because we're unfulfilled?
It's getting harder to find homo hookups online. Manhunt is about to roll out extensive changes. Craigslist has slowed down cruising by forcing people to enter those stupid loopy words every time you want to respond to an m4m ad. The gays have been using the internet to get laid since AOL launched chat rooms to Friendster, but with Craigslist and Manhunt ruining their formulas, what is a homo with a hard-on to do now? What's next for easily-available ass?įor the gays, the usefulness of any technology has always been measured on how it will help them get laid.